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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

21 Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn. Theme Song: I Love You by Barney (the purple dino) & friends

I got this from my colleague this morning.It is actually a newspaper cutting but I manage to find it on the net.


21 Reasons Why The English Language Is Hard To Learn:

1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 
4) We must polish the Polish shoes.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead out.
6) The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
7) Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
8) A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
9) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
10) I did not object to the object. 

11) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
12) There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
13) They were too close to the door to close it.
14) The buck does funny things when the does are present.
15) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
16) To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
17) The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
18) After a number of injections my jaw got number. 
19) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
20) I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
21) How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? 



Funny but true right? I love reading something like this. I think this helps for my scheme of work even though I'm teaching a different thing altogether. See, I got your attention right? Purposely no pic for this entry cuz I want you to read........



Okeyh, amik ni la..

10 chemistry(s):

Ms. Omey said...

owh..now i dah tau la :)
nice 1. tapi mmg ada betulnya. mengkonpiuskan orang jek.

cikbedahlaser said...

nice 1...
minta permit utk kopi ye cik aida...
time kasih...

PurPLe LaDy AiFA said...

learning english is always FUN!

Anonymous said...

aida,
r u a teacher?

Ainee Cumi said...

yang senang nak paham tang close je kan? tak berapa nak konpius yang lain tu ampun pak manyak konpius wooo

Aida The Pink Goddess said...

yep people, best kan, cikbedah sharing is caring bah..;)

Aida The Pink Goddess said...

aini: hehe read again, fhm tu

ano: nope, i'm a boring econ/marketing lecturer *yawn*

lily said...

kak aida,
thanks 4 sharing.
baru i tau psl yg ni.
padahal mahu jdi cikgu english nie.
boleh bncg sama rakan2 lain psl reasons nie.

lecturer ke skrng?
*wow* psti i akan g kelas slalu if u ajar i. :)

lily said...

kak aida,
thanks 4 sharing.
baru i tau psl yg ni.
padahal mahu jdi cikgu english nie.
boleh bncg sama rakan2 lain psl reasons nie.

lecturer ke skrng?
*wow* psti i akan g kelas slalu if u ajar i. :)

Aida The Pink Goddess said...

heheh, lily amik la i'm sure this will make ur class interesting!

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